Just another abdominal workout...

Hahahahahahaha....

I laugh still just thinking about Abs Class last night. Fawn and I either laugh or complain the whole time. And the class is only 30 minutes. We just can't help it. 

Much to our surprise, there's a new instructor — a male, typical California dude with a tan who had a good smelling cologne. Anyways, I digress. :-)

Let me back up some. Fawn left the house wishing she had some workout pants. I left wishing I could have worn shorts...and not pants.  (understand?) So we get there, meet the new guy and realize it's a bigger class than usual. We are all cramped in the boxing ring. 

Fawn and I have missed abs class, which is twice a week, for about....two weeks? Three weeks? I can't remember. So it's almost like we are "beginners" again. Does that matter to the new instructor? No. Because everything is easy to the instructors. They demonstrate the moves with ease, without breaking a sweat. I'm disgusted. 

So midway through a spread eagle sit-up (one leg flat on the mat, the other up in the air), instructor dude tells me I'm too close to the ropes and proceeds to grab my leg by the ankle and DRAG me toward the center of the ring. It all happened so fast. My only reaction was to laugh in disbelief and look at Fawn to see if she just saw what happened. Of course, she was intently reaching up for a crunch. After I cheated, only completing 25 of my 30 crunches, I asked Fawn if she saw and she said yes.  

But then Fawn needed some help. Remember there are like 10 people cramped in this boxing ring. There's like maybe 2 feet between each of us. And instructor dude took it upon himself to demonstrate for Fawn. So I'm crunching, and he lays down between us. His butt in my face and starts showing Fawn how to do the exercise. And I lay there. Because I can't do my routine when he's taking up all my space. I wait. I laugh. Why isn't this class over  yet! 

I told Fawn that when we're old ladies we're going to look back and laugh so hard about it all. Mainly laugh about our whole kickboxing/abs class experience.