Unexpected caller on line 1

I do not lie when I say that the littlest things in life excite me. Today I answered the phone, and it was the FBI.

It went something like this...

Me: Thank you for calling ...

FBI: Hi is Trish in?

Me: Trish is gone for the day, can I transfer you to her voicemail?

FBI: Well maybe you can help me. This is (I forget) from the FBI.

Me: (My brain saying - OMG OMG OMG OMG how exciting! Cross this off my bucket list!) OH HI! HOW CAN I HELP YOU.

...and so on...

FBI: Well thank you for your help.

Me: (My brain saying - NO, thank you Mr. FBI for making my day.) You're welcome. HAVE A GREAT DAY!

My day ... is complete.