I can hear you, but I don’t want to

My neighbor across the way…

If you pulled out the dictionary and looked up annoying renter in apartment No. 1, you would find my neighbor’s name (though I don’t even know it).

Loud, obnoxious, I hope everyone can hear all my conversations and too friendly. That’s him. Think college dormitory.

He’s so over-the-top that I refuse to introduce myself for fear that he’ll think we’re new BFF’s and will want to “hang.” No.

So instead I stand by my side window and just shake my head, glaring at apartment No. 1.

He’s the odd ball of all the apartment renters. And it’s time something is done about it. I’ve thought of writing an anonymous letter and putting it on his door.

Something like this:

Dear obnoxious renter of apartment No. 1,

Why do you have to talk so loud? I don’t care to hear about every single detail of your day. You are so loud.

Signed,

Anonymously Annoyed